Louis leaving Royal Albert Hall.

jesussbabymomma:

my dad turned off the light while i was still in the room did you forget who decides to put you in the nursing home or not

rudeandgingerdoctor:

221cbakerstreet:

princessfreakazoid:

larry-while-were-young:

princessfreakazoid:

in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that

how the fuck would you know that

because i know things

i read these to my dad and he literally fell off his chair laughing and is now purple in the face

Dylan O’brien at ‘The Internship”

aboyandhiswolves:

It was a very precious moment while it lasted.

sarah-urie:

foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class

opensore:

how about instead of using nigga and faggot we just use old sport

basedgosh:

having sex with someone is always a threesome when you have god in the room

“Excuse me, Liam.”